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  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
  • “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
  • “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
  • “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
  • “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
  • “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
  • “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
  • “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
  • “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
  • “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
  • “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
  • “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
  • “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
  • “Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
  • “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.” – Best Pick Up Lines Ever


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  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would choose to win the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • You’re hotter than donut grease.
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  • Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine – Cheesy Pick Up Lines.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
  • Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
  • Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart – Cheesy Pick Up Lines
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it – Smooth Pick Up Lines
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

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  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life – Smooth Pick Up Lines
  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back – Smooth Pick Up Lines.
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